Have I Ever Mentioned My Seventh Sense?

I have the ability to make predictions about celebrities.  Not dead celebrities-that would be the sixth sense.  No, I possess the rare seventh sense, or, the ability to speculate about crazy celebrities based on movie release dates and sudden changes in appearance.

A vision is coming to me.  I see a hazy image of Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp as the new Hollywood power-couple.  Jolie and Brad Pitt are over.  Jolie and Depp are the next big thing.

So, there it is.  I'm calling it in the air.  Watch the supermarket isle rags for confirmation.  


  1. Depp and AJ? I have visions of adopted Oompa Loompa babies.

  2. I think Jolie is part Vernicious Knid, so they'll have a lot of 'splanin to do to get those designer babies.